Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Shlab problems...

We have two dogs. Our 8 year old German Sheppard cross named Shep. Who IS the best dog alive - I am now certain of the fact that she IS the best dog alive because I have a point of comparison now - a "new perspective" if you will. Well, actually he is a 4 month old puppy we named Jake. He is a Sheppard Lab cross = Shlab.

Jake the Shlab is a terror right now. The word spaz does not even do him justice - maybe super spaz on acid might be more appropriate. Even though he has that gawky teenage four month old puppy look - he is suprisingly agile and fast. It is a good thing he is cute...
Take last week for example:

Dear Mrs. Robins,

Please accept our sincere apologies regarding the following two elementary school library books which have unfortunately been ruined beyond repair by our puppy Jake:

1. McDaniel, B "Larry and the Cookie"
2. Wiebe, T. "Max the Mighty Superhero"

It turns out that the little shit can now reach items on the counter and shred them into little bits including various coupons as well as important "time sensitive" correspondence from Publisher Clearing House and an entire package of Post-It notes.
Please find enclosed $20.00 to cover the replacement costs for the above items as was indicated to me by your school librarian Mrs. Bodner.

Best Regards,


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